tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6671297494867817437.post4457438711030063354..comments2023-06-12T03:30:46.089-04:00Comments on DRINKING OF ELDER MEN: Flutter by, ButterflyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6671297494867817437.post-7703536757440560152011-07-31T11:57:54.694-04:002011-07-31T11:57:54.694-04:00On one of my summer vacations I took my friend Ton...On one of my summer vacations I took my friend Tony's suggestion and sunbathed nude on the beach. I was reluctant at first but he said "Don't worry, no one ever comes by here. It is too isolated." Guess what? So there we are, lying side by side face up on the beach with our sunglasses on getting a "tan all over" . I hear voices in the distance coming closer. I take off my sunglasses and see a group of older women dressed in khaki and wearing Ramar of the Jungle hats. I turn to Tony with a LOOK OF PANIC. He said, "Oh don't worry, they are just bird waters and they're more interested in the birds that fly than yours." He said "Don't move, they'll pass." So I took his suggesting, what do I know? He's the expert in nude sun bathing on the beach. So I put my sunglasses back on and lie by head back, facing the bright sun. The voice come closer and closer. Then I hear them stop. They're standing over us! Yeah, right! So I just lay there, what was I going to do? Get up and run covering my private parts as I ran? Turn over? Did they really want to see my ass? Maybe they would take offense. So we lay there. After what seemed like an eternity (probably more like two minutes), they revved up their engines and began walking away, momentarily puzzled by the two "birds" they unexpectedly found lying not he beach. Later Tony told me "It's probably the first time most of then ever saw a penis in person." Probably.Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11161930319264523497noreply@blogger.com